Two days ago I published a post about a new Facebook page which has been created in my honour by the Victorian anti-vaccination lobby, called The Unreasonable Wank.
Well, they were so happy with their efforts they’ve made two more.
First up, showing their range of comedic talent, there is…Unreasonable Wank. Nailed it.
The about page:
Watch this space.
Wink wink, wank wank.
This bizarre page, which we must remember was created to bring down this blog, as well as to further the cause of Australian anti-vaccinationism, is as equally cringe-inducing as its namesake:
Lynette Kennedy At last he is finally EXPOSED!
Unreasonable Wank Well baby, im quite fond of exposing myself – but only the good bits…. Want to find out more?
Then there’s…oh man:
Do you want a hot load?
***Bangs dick on table***
The posts to page…oh boy:
I wank all over people. Wink-wink, wank-wank
Vogon poet laureate of the anti-vaccination lobby and long-time member of the Australian Vaccination-skeptics Network, Christine Phethean, makes an appearance:
Buffing the Banana
Holding Your Sausage Hostage
Jackin’ the Beanstalk
Rounding up the Tadpoles
Slap Boxing the One-Eyed Champ
Spank the Frank
Applying the hand brake
Attacking the one-eyed purple-headed warrior
Auditioning the finger puppets
Boxing the bald champ
Charming the snake
Checking for testicular cancer
Squeezing the cream from the flesh Twinkie
Straddle your paddle
Taking matters into your own hands
Teasing the weasel
Thumping the pump
Tickling the pickle
Brett Smith, the anti-vaccination lobby’s sexist thug, also chimes in:
Special shout out to Reasonable Hank. He’s just found out there is a Measles Outbreak in Sydney!!!! Run to the Hills, Run for your Lives!!!
Strangely enough Christine Phethean and Brett Smith both have me blocked on Facebook.
The second tribute page is named, outrageously, Reasonable Hank.
Here’s the about page:
Hi, I’m Hank and I’m reasonable. Really, its true. Other people like me, so there! When was the last time you were as validated as I am every day?
Then there’s the posts:
Hands up who broke the 12 year olds.
12 years olds? I know plenty of 12 year olss who would sneer at such frankly unbalanced behaviour.
Have you approached FB to complain about the impersonation, aka identity theft?
I haven’t. I’m pretty used to this stuff. The Holland/Johnson troll made about 17-18 fake profiles and pages impersonating me. It only comes back to bite them hard.
Is it possible to at least get the ‘Reasonable Hank’ page taken down, or take possession of it with Facebook on the basis that it is impersonating you. Evidence being your long standing , pre-existing blog by the same name? These people seem to be very sex obsessed, don’t they? Very juvenile. Exposes the level of their thought processes. Then again, it explains their commitment to refusing vaccination. Small minded with no quality education.